First Session – We start with a brace of level 0 characters each, and giant ants attack a wedding and eat half of them! We end up with a set of surviving level 1 characters – Bruce plays Gallfred Weasel the guild beggar (thief), Tim plays Ned Wimbly the beekeeper (wizard), Chris plays Old Man Fish the locksmith (thief), Patrick plays Podrick the squire (warrior), Matt plays Mordecai the gravedigger (wizard), and I play Hemp the weaver (warrior).
One of the cool things about DCC is you start with randomly generated level zero characters – in other words, normal yokels – and they go through an adventure where they get winnowed down to the survivors you pick your actual character from!
First, we generated 4 random characters each using the super helpful Purple Sorcerer DCC character generation online tool and picked three to put into “the funnel.”
Here’s my four! A jester, a dwarven chest-maker, a miller-baker, and a weaver. Yes, they’re all kind of trash – you don’t get high stats in DCC, you get 3d6 down the line! I pick Happy the Jester, Hot Pie the Baker, and Hemp the Weaver as a personality of 3 does *not* suit my playstyle.
We start the game with three zero level characters for each of us at a wedding that goes bad quickly. Hot Pie gets decapitated by a giant ant in the very first combat. I start to favor the jester, as he has no ability penalties and is a great justification to tell jokes all the time.
Happy asks, “What do you get when you have a room full of dwarfish cheerleaders?”
Nobody knows.
“A full set of teeth!”
The dwarfs do not laugh.
Happy explains, “When you’re dealing with dwarfs, the jokes just write themselves!”
We go to a haunted winery, where both of my PCs end up surviving. I decide to go to level 1 with choosing Hemp the Weaver as an archer type, mainly because Bruce really really really wants to be the party thief with Gallfred Weasel, and I’m a team player. Not enough of a team player to decide to play a cleric, but then again apparently none of us are. OLD SCHOOL!!!
We all had fun. The game system is super easy. You don’t succeed at stuff nearly as much as modern D&D since you kinda suck and have low stats, but you get to try anything and don’t get told “oh there’s no rules for that you can’t do it,” so you are more effective overall if you use your brain, which is frankly how it should be.
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