Thirteenth Session – The dungeon we’ve broken into goes from bunnies to more horrible creatures quickly. But we discover that, as usual, the most dangerous animal is man.
Giant unfortunate bunnies for Easter give way to a ghoul with a snake in it (the worst fast food promotion ever). We kill it though and get a bunch of awesome loot – that shield I got last time, Ulfheornar the magic wolf-spear, the Horn of Kings, and the Hide of the Cave Bear! We divvy these up excitedly. The latter allows Old Man Fish to rage, it does not just make cro-magnon women get naked. (IYKYK).
Then we find a bunch of crummy huntsmen are bugging Morgan where we left her in the cart. We thought this was a nice neighborhood! We are forced to murder them all. Well, “forced” is a strong word, more like “our traditional battle cry is ‘NO WITNESSES!!!’
Then we go back to Weebrook. Which I now have discovered the map for comes from the village of Hirot, in DCC 66.4 Doom of the Savage Kings, where this adventure came from as well. Nice! (Many of Paul’s later adventures are AI-generated, so enjoy the product tie-ins while you can.)
Anyway, they are still sacrificing people to the Hound of Herat, which is somehow related to Cheret the Lost (or “Sherbet the Lime,” as Hemp calls her). We plan to save the primitive screwheads from themselves… next time!
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