Thirty-Sixth Session – We head from Kingspire to Wymoor and meet some bewitched goons we manage not to murder, and then some other goons we do murder.
We take our large retinue on the road. The first night, we meet the artifact hunters on the road that we were sure were going to just waylay us last time we met them. This time they found an artifact, a crown, that has clearly bent them and they insist Hemp is the True King and should put on the crown. We tweak to that immediately but the fight doesn’t go great until Ned managed to magic missile the crown for an insane amount of damage and they all get a grip again.
We decide to put a curse on one of the artifacts they’re selling up the river to the evil lackey of the wizard king, Lady Skian. Turns out she and her undead army have taken over Fythorp, which we figured was coming eventually.
Then we come across some friars fighting some prisoners. For whatever reason, most of the PCs decide to murder the majority of the friars until Hemp finally gets everyone to calm down. The friars insist the prisoners are guilty of random crimes so we have Podrick judge them, which he does fairly but sternly.
Grond, Barka, and Skarn are three berserkers who decide they have nothing better to go back to and are grateful, so swear to serve Hemp as his personal bodyguards! Nice.
We settle most of our otherworldly followers in Wymoor where we buy them a house. Logistics and carousing takes us through the rest of the session!
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