Celebrity D&D Stats

Wired Magazine decided, in honor of Gary Gygax’ death, to host a gallery of reader-submitted D&D adaptations of real life celebrities from Paris Hilton to Mr. T.  What’s up with the improperly formatted stat blocks though?  Why, Rick Astley’s special ability should read:

Rickroll (Ex): As a standard action, Astley can rickroll a target for 5d6 points of humiliation damage.