Welcome to the fifth collection of us playing the Sentinel Comics RPG with our Aussie family of Kaiju hunters. This collection revolves around Golden Key, his roguish ex-wife Ermine, their baby Rain, and alien weirdos wanting to get the “Heart of Acceleration” from him (well, probably from his limp body).
Follow along with our exploits!
Twenty-fifth Session – “My China Girl”
We did so well in Shanghai at the end of last issue that we have a secondary HQ there now. Our second string team, the Bondi Beach Brawlers, is getting pretty butch and star in their own cartoon show. And Golden Key’s villainous ex-wife (aren’t they all) and baby get kidnapped again! Talk about fridging! They want the Heart of Acceleration, which I guess is like the Speed Force from the Flash. We save her but I (The Yowie) get my ass well and truly kicked in the process. After recovering with lots of hot-pot, we decide rather than let the space baddies come after us again, we’re going to proactively hunt them down – IN SPACE!!!
Twenty-sixth Session – “Snarfhockers”
Super space battle! We use our new attack ship the McTits to attack General Stryken’s Domination. Pretty much one big fight scene, from ship combat to boarding to hand to hand on the enemy ship. Remember, even though “In space, no one can hear you scream,” your copilot will still turn around and tell your bitch ass to shut up. (Yes, this is a Star Thugs reference. RIP Mark Argyle.)
Twenty-seventh Session – “Battle of the Bands”
Splitting time between stalking Golden Key’s ex-wife and looting the Domination of alien tech somehow ends up with us forming a rock band to take on an evil rock band, Helfyre. Our band ends up consisting of Ermine on vocals, 4 entirely different genres of drums, and El Genio stripped to the waist and playing the saxophone like the guy in The Lost Boys. Then, a big ass battle. It has something to do with the Heart of Acceleration somehow since we need a theme.
Twenty-eighth Session – “Bung on a Blue”
A very short session, mostly spent on forcing the Bondi Beach Bruisers to fight Fright Train by themselves. But hey get the home field advantage since we do it at Bondi Beach! It was on for the young and the old, a real barney. There is a perhaps unsurprisingly large number of Australian slang terms for a brawl.
Twenty-ninth Session – “Stowaway”
We take the Domination to planet Vollax and infiltrate Kronus Station in orbit around it with El Genio posing as the captured General Stryken. We disguise and sneak and sabotage and then break out into a good old fashioned melee. We capture Scientist Karna and plan on how to take the fight to the Unspeakable Wave! (To be honest, we’re not really sure what the Unspeakable Wave is – sounds like it might be weirder than some alien in Spandex but I guess we’ll find out.)
Thirtieth Session – “You Can’t Make An Omelet…”
If you haven’t noticed yet, Sentinels is organized into six “issues” of a “collection”, comic style, so this was inevitably a climax. We discover a giant Cosmic Egg and a priest-attended, Unspeakable Wave-infused – kaiju! Our specialty. We take it down, the Wave comes out, the scientist zaps it – all to plan, but then the Cosmic Egg starts hatching, which will apparently be a Neverending Story level negative event. The Yowie considers sacrificing himself somehow (getting in the egg?) but luckily enough violence solves all problems. And he gets to see the giant Jansa Vi Dero again and lay some mack down on her.
