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Fantastic Fest 2025 – Day Five

The second half of the festival arrives! Some of the glitterati bail after the weekend, they even sell a “second half” badge, and many of the movies get shown in the first and second halves.

Before the first film of the day, I quickly went to the spooky book sale or whatever they called it, focusing on Texas horror authors, where I picked up three – “The Legend of Charlie Fish” by Josh Rountree (Tachyon Publishing), a horror novel set in Galveston during the hurricane, “Whispers of the Dead Saint” by John Bathlisberger (Madness Heart Press), fiction for Mork Borg the new style RPG, and “Mother-Eating” by Jess Hagemann (Ghoulish Books), a retelling of Marie Antoinette’s reign set in Austin. And I got all three signed by the author!

I also picked up “Corpses, Fools, and Monsters” a book about transness in cinema. If you like horror and barbeque, check out Haunt Happy Books in Lockhart and if you like gaiety check out The Little Gay Shop in Austin.

For the first movie slot, I planned to see “whatever I missed out of Sirat, Luger, Vicious, and Folies Merutreries.” I saw all the other three already, which is good because Sirat was a winner.

Sirat – This film hit me like a ton of bricks. Here’s my raw notes I took as I sat outside the theater afterward still having to will myself not to cry a half hour later.

“I don’t know what I’m feeling. Loss? Grief? Existential dread? My heart feels hollow. People say it’s bleak. Is it really? Or is it just unflinching?”

I don’t really know how to explain the movie, the plot is really just a reason the characters are there – a man and his young son are living in their van driving around looking for their teenage daughter, and they go to an underground rave in the desert near Morocco to hand out flyers and look for her. The federales break that one up but they hear from some of the ravers there’s another one so they caravan across the desert with some interesting characters that definitely seem like career race-goers – sun-baked, drug-baked, tattooed, one missing an arm, another a leg, speaking a mix of Spanish, French, English, and Arabic, weird but but good-natured, in a converted bus and Mercedes 911 transport truck. Some things go wrong while driving for days and days across the desert. Maybe World War III is happening in the background, hard to tell when you’re in the middle of a Moroccan desert.

There’s a pretty sparse amount of dialogue – most of the time it’s just sensory storytelling – thumping bass, roaring engine, and the moan of dust-laden desert wind. Definitely needs to be seen on the big screen, or at least the big speakers! But what’s it about? I don’t know, man. Human connection but isolation. Hope and desperation and despair. Everyday toil and the suddenness of tragedy. All of that. In my opinion it shows how you cross the thin line to being a refugee. Sirat means “the narrow bridge from hell to paradise” so that tracks I guess.

I have to stop writing about it now because I’m getting upset again. But best of the fest by a wide margin. Won the Jury Prize at Cannes too and is getting submitted by Spain for the international Academy Award. NEON will be releasing it here in January. 5/5 stars.

I just sat outside in silence until the next showing. Here’s another review of Sirat for you. It’s best seen on the big screen, or at least the big speaker, as so much of it is the immersive sound design and cinematography. Here’s a Spotify playlist of the soundtrack if you want to desert-rave.

Penance – a movie made for $7k by a bunch of stunt people!  Good action in the beginning, two brothers attack a whole warehouse+bar installation of goons because… something about their sister? Anyway, they kill infinite goons but the Bad Guy and his three sons jack them up, burning one with acid and such.  Cut to three years later and they are healed up and ready for revenge, they go after it a lttle more serial-killy than you can do and stay the good guys.  Lags hard in the middle but there’s a good twist at the end. The sound wasn’t finished, and the acting levels varied, but for $7k quite an achievement! 3/5 stars.

Dinner to Die For – a hot food photographer and true crime lover needs a piece de resistance for her new cookbook. She teases her pet friendzoned guy with scenarios about participating in a food related thrill kill with a curvy lesbian next door. Is she just teasing him? What will happen?  A good South African thriller made mainly with three people and a cool loft. 3/5 stars.

One fine day, all the movies made during COVID will finally finish being released and we’ll get full casts again. Though maybe peak capitalism will still prevent it. Anyway, this leads us to the second Secret Screening of the fest!

Bugonia – The new Emma Stone acted, Yorgos Lanthimos directed, Ari Aster produced A-tier feature about two losers who abduct hyper-CEO Emma Stone because they think she’s an alien plotting against humanity, as proven by the stuff she and her bio-pharma-tech-whatnot company does to people and the world. Which is plausible. It was good, a fun ride! Conspiracies, capitalism, and so on. Possibly more ambitious in touching on “hot button topics” than actually delivering on solid conclusions on them. I will sum it up as “Emma puts the lotion on her skin or she gets the hose again” and “Fuuuuucking Andromedans!” 4/5 stars.

In the final slot I had a ticket to The Curse, but I have a bad attitude about all the ‘social media horror’ movies this year, I feel like they’re all just “let’s remake The Ring or whatever but instead of VHS it’s… Instagram!” That may not be fair in every case but it’s fair enough that I avoided the genre, which means after going outside to watch people take advantage of the free head-shaving after Bugonia I turned in.

Reavers on the Seas of Fate, Season Six, Third Session

Third Session (12 page pdf) – “The Black Spot” – The alien Engineer wants the PCs’ brains to fuel its plans. They resist, quite unreasonably. And on Captain Riggs’ hand – the black spot.

This session is the climax of the Black Spot mini-adventure; the PCs fight the Engineer who is the alien in charge. Fighting and navigating around on the alien ship is always quite a complex trial, as is only right. Aliens! Zombies! Jellyfish! And as one might expect, once you kill the head alien the self destruct countdown starts (all gamers immedately go into a reenactment of the Predator laugh from the first Predator movie whenever this happens).

They kill the alien, get the gold, escape the explosion, and get back to the ship. All is well and time for the denouement – except Serpent has brought Captain Riggs’ arm bearing the Black Spot, well known and universally feared, as a trophy and brandishes it around. The crew goes batshit crazy; the session summary doesn’t get many of the details probably because it really caused a lot of sudden RP that required everyones’ attention; they end up shooting the arm out of a cannon to forestall a possible mutiny but the crew is still all unhappy and in a hullaballoo. Never underestimate the superstitiousness of sailors was the take-away lesson here.

Reavers on the Seas of Fate, Season Six, Second Session

Second Session (11 page pdf) – “They Dwell Below” – In the seamount, there’s a very strange vessel with some very unfortunate things in it. Like brainsectoids!

Under the seamount the PCs fine what is clearly an alien vessel for an alien that likes harvesting brains. And repurposing brains. And putting brains in vending machines. And in alien zombies. And in human zombies. The ick factor is high and indeed we’re moving into a horror-heavy part of the campaign.

And the PCs are only slightly surprised when Captain Riggs turns on them and pushes Wogan into a pit of black leeches! Much fighting ensues to clear this deck of the spaceship of unfortunate and dangerous threats.

Sentinel Comics RPG – Kaiju Hunters, Collection 6 – “A Place To Call Home”

Welcome to the sixth and final collection of us playing the Sentinel Comics RPG with our Aussie family of Kaiju hunters. This collection revolves around finally finding our wayward relative The Umbral and stopping his villainy one way or the other – and The Yowie’s love life!

Follow along with our exploits!

Thirty-first Session – “Dark Side of the Moon”
Kaiju Defenders International (KDI) is doing well. Our sidekick team the Bondi Beach Brawlers are doing well, El Genio has an evil infiltrator girlfriend, and Golden Key, Overwatch, and Dynamo Joe have upgraded themselves. The Yowie is torn by his love for both social media maven Dr. Broussard and the giant queen of the Endlings, Jansa Vi Dero. However it is marred by our missing family member Haskell Marston, aka The Abyssal, aka The Umbral who has turned to evil and is lurking in some dimension or another. Sure enough, The Harpy shows up to tell us he’s abducted the Argent Adept. We have to go to the Moon to save him and then back to the Harpy’s manor to try to save a MacGuffin, but the Umbral is ahead of us at every turn.

Thirty-second Session – “Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina”
We save the Sydney Harbor Bridge from “The Kookaburra” but then all our love lives go nuclear. The Yowie’s love triangle with Dr. Broussard and Jansa Vi Dero… El Genio’s torrid affair with an evil infiltrator… Golden Key’s dalliance with a chick who likes to cosplay as his ex-wife.. Dynamo Joe and the secretary based on “Roz” from Monsters Inc… Overwatch and Feral Juggernaut from the Brawlers… But evil does not rest and we have to to back to Argentina and deal with Guarani demigods to fend off Ivana Romanat, aka Baroness Blade, and her goon squad.

Thirty-third Session – “Around The World In About Eight Hours”
We are drawn too far into the land of the telenovela and go back to our home in Australia to decompress. Except for The Yowie, whose layover in El Salvador is interrupted by a summons from Jansa Vi Dero for a DTR talk. Meanwhile Sulimar the Magnificent is abducted from his magic shop leading the KDI crew to Hesse, Germany to fight some Aryan villains. “But no one who speaks German could be evil,” we lament!

Thirty-fourth Session – “They Snowblinded Me With Science”
After more love triangle drama we are off to Longyearbyen, Svalbard (home of the Global Seed Vault!) in Norway, which is having dinosaur attack problems. No one bothers to mention that cats are banned there, which is good because we’d probably leave them to their Eurotrash fate if we heard. We fend off the dinos and go to the EISCAT scatter radar station (it’s not Ikeas up there, they got lots of science). The Umbral is behind it but his plot is foiled by Yan-Gannoth the Nadir King and we have to pound on him and some rando villains. Then at the end a troll(?) appears from somewhere(?) to be seduced by El Genio(?). Your guess is as good as mine.

Thirty-fifth Session – “Neighbors”
Our grand opening of the Singapore branch of KDI is full of conflict – everyone’s women (including both Dr. Broussard and Jansa Vi Dero, which is a problem) but then also the Bondi Beach Brawlers don’t want to just be sidekicks any more. We set up a giant fight in the simulator with Yowie as a kaiju that needs subduing against the Brawlers and the other Marsden clan as sub-villans. We pound the Brawlers but they learn a valuable lesson. Then we go to the Dreamtime and fight the most dangerous enemy – Australian wildlife!

Thirty-sixth Session – “Wake in Fright”
The grand finale of our Sentinels campaign! We go to our final showdown with wayward family member The Umbral. Some are willing to kill him to end the threat! To others, blood is thicker than water! Atlantis! Cthulhu! Time travel! Dimensional travel! And most importantly, which woman (and personal fate) will The Yowie choose? Read on, true believers!!!

Sentinel Comics RPG – Kaiju Hunters, Collection 5 – “The Heart of Egg-celeration”

Welcome to the fifth collection of us playing the Sentinel Comics RPG with our Aussie family of Kaiju hunters. This collection revolves around Golden Key, his roguish ex-wife Ermine, their baby Rain, and alien weirdos wanting to get the “Heart of Acceleration” from him (well, probably from his limp body).

Follow along with our exploits!

Twenty-fifth Session – “My China Girl”
We did so well in Shanghai at the end of last issue that we have a secondary HQ there now. Our second string team, the Bondi Beach Brawlers, is getting pretty butch and star in their own cartoon show. And Golden Key’s villainous ex-wife (aren’t they all) and baby get kidnapped again! Talk about fridging! They want the Heart of Acceleration, which I guess is like the Speed Force from the Flash. We save her but I (The Yowie) get my ass well and truly kicked in the process. After recovering with lots of hot-pot, we decide rather than let the space baddies come after us again, we’re going to proactively hunt them down – IN SPACE!!!

Twenty-sixth Session – “Snarfhockers”
Super space battle! We use our new attack ship the McTits to attack General Stryken’s Domination. Pretty much one big fight scene, from ship combat to boarding to hand to hand on the enemy ship. Remember, even though “In space, no one can hear you scream,” your copilot will still turn around and tell your bitch ass to shut up. (Yes, this is a Star Thugs reference. RIP Mark Argyle.)

Twenty-seventh Session – “Battle of the Bands”
Splitting time between stalking Golden Key’s ex-wife and looting the Domination of alien tech somehow ends up with us forming a rock band to take on an evil rock band, Helfyre. Our band ends up consisting of Ermine on vocals, 4 entirely different genres of drums, and El Genio stripped to the waist and playing the saxophone like the guy in The Lost Boys. Then, a big ass battle. It has something to do with the Heart of Acceleration somehow since we need a theme.

Twenty-eighth Session – “Bung on a Blue”
A very short session, mostly spent on forcing the Bondi Beach Bruisers to fight Fright Train by themselves. But hey get the home field advantage since we do it at Bondi Beach! It was on for the young and the old, a real barney. There is a perhaps unsurprisingly large number of Australian slang terms for a brawl.

Twenty-ninth Session – “Stowaway”
We take the Domination to planet Vollax and infiltrate Kronus Station in orbit around it with El Genio posing as the captured General Stryken. We disguise and sneak and sabotage and then break out into a good old fashioned melee. We capture Scientist Karna and plan on how to take the fight to the Unspeakable Wave! (To be honest, we’re not really sure what the Unspeakable Wave is – sounds like it might be weirder than some alien in Spandex but I guess we’ll find out.)

Thirtieth Session – “You Can’t Make An Omelet…”
If you haven’t noticed yet, Sentinels is organized into six “issues” of a “collection”, comic style, so this was inevitably a climax. We discover a giant Cosmic Egg and a priest-attended, Unspeakable Wave-infused – kaiju! Our specialty. We take it down, the Wave comes out, the scientist zaps it – all to plan, but then the Cosmic Egg starts hatching, which will apparently be a Neverending Story level negative event. The Yowie considers sacrificing himself somehow (getting in the egg?) but luckily enough violence solves all problems. And he gets to see the giant Jansa Vi Dero again and lay some mack down on her.