In a lovely hearkening back to sensationalist reporting from the 1980s, Laurel Sweet of the Boston Herald has, via diligent investigative reporting, determined that Dungeons & Dragons is linked to not only recent campus killer Amy Bishop’s slayings, but other ones as well! It must be a vast role-playing kill conspiracy.
And I for one welcome the return of our notoriety. I think it’s about time we get the respect and fear given to biker gangs. Some bozo messing with you in a store or bank? “Well, I need to get this taken care of before I go to my D&D game…” Watch them pale in fear, lest you start shooting everyone in the room just like your fourth level rogue would!
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