Tag Archives: lies

Boston Herald Joins Fox News In The Hell Of Douchey Reporters

In a lovely hearkening back to sensationalist reporting from the 1980s, Laurel Sweet of the Boston Herald has, via diligent investigative reporting, determined that Dungeons & Dragons is linked to not only recent campus killer Amy Bishop’s slayings, but other ones as well!  It must be a vast role-playing kill conspiracy.

And I for one welcome the return of our notoriety.  I think it’s about time we get the respect and fear given to biker gangs.  Some bozo messing with you in a store or bank?  “Well, I need to get this taken care of before I go to my D&D game…”  Watch them pale in fear, lest you start shooting everyone in the room just like your fourth level rogue would!