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I Return! Eat My Links!

Whew.  Sorry it’s been a bit without a post, Devoted Readers.  I went to a (work) convention in California for a week and then my hard drive at home totally failed; I’m posting from a borrowed laptop.  And I’ve been busy in general otherwise (Father’s Day, a campaign finale, prepping to host an upcoming gathering on the Fourth…).   But here’s some little tidbits to tide you over till I can get to you with more!

Read what may be the best RPG review ever, Darren MacLennan’s review of Wraeththu, over on RPG.net.

The 2009 Origins Awards winners are in!  Stripping away all the crap (non-RPG) categories, basically Mouse Guard won best RPG, beating out D&D 4e, and Serenity Adventures for Firefly won best RPG supplement.  Congrats!

Paizo declares that the PDF version of their Pathfinder RPG main book ($50, coming out at Gen Con) will only be $9.99!  Meanwhile, the WotC assclowns still huddle behind their gated walls, refusing to sell PDFs.

P.S.  We finished up Curse of the Crimson Throne this weekend and faced the Queen and all her various related evils.  Death or glory?  Hint: glory!  The session summary’s coming as soon as I can get to it.

Second Curse of the Crimson Throne “Crown of Fangs” Session Summary Posted

In Crown of Fangs, Part II, it gets interesting.  We go back to assault the castle again.  And we get to use a deck of many things!  Old school indeed.  And we mostly survive!  Thorndyke gets to kill a horned devil not once but twice with the magic sword Serith-Tial.  And Malcolm gets a keep and lands; his long held goal of becoming Doctor Doom is near at hand.

Annata has a bit of a bad day – she gets tentacle-raped to death by a worm devil.  Her deck of many things draw is the only thing that saves her!  And she goes from orphan to noble in the bargain.

And our new bard Cayen has a complicated love life.  First, his brother shows up to play his barbarian girlfriend, which is weird out of the gate.  Then, he gets his alignment changed by the deck to Lawful.  And finally, the Red Mantis leader falls in love with him (again, the deck at work).  Hell hath no fury like a high level barbarian woman scorned!

Next session will be the campaign finale.    Will we defeat the Queen?  Will Snu-Snu cleave Cayden in half?  Will Vencarlo finally romance Annata?  Will Thorndyke do justice to the legend of Blackjack?  Will Annata become the next Queen?  What will Malcolm choose to defile with his bodily excretions now?  And will Korvosa finally be free?  So many questions – but nothing might and magic can’t answer!

Mock the Monsters!

I saw that Cracked has a new article up entitled “15 Retarded Dungeons & Dragons Monsters“.  It’s OK, but really a lot of these monsters are just kinda stupid, not really humor-article-worthy stupid.  (Insert 4e rust monster joke here.)

For those left wanting more (or better), there are some older articles along the same lines.

Head Injury Theater’s “Dungeons & Dragons: Celebrating 30 Years Of Very Stupid Monsters” and “Dungeons & Dragons: Celebrating 30 Years Of Very Stupid Monsters – Part 2” are the best IMO.

Then, Something Awful has “WTF, D&D: 1st Edition Monster Manual, Part 1“and subsequent mockings…

Enjoy!

Why Complain About 4e? Stop the Edition Wars!

As one of those who is known to still vent the occasional rant at 4e, let me chime in to explain why it’s not just pure wickedness and hate behind why I and others who find fault with 4e don’t just “shut up and go away.”

This entry started as a response to a good post by Zachary the First in response to a Newbie DM article.  It got long and I thought I’d post it here in expanded form.

I think what happened in the 3.5e->4e transition is clear to everyone who has analyzed the edition change to any degree. In short, a significant number of 3e and other legacy D&D players who enjoy simulationist play feel mostly left out in 4e as the rules changed to not support that playstyle well.  The point of this post isn’t to debate this truth (go here for that); I think at this point it’s pretty much accepted among both 4e fans and detractors.

Which is fair enough. D&D play styles have been diverse over time; certain editions have supported different styles better, there are other games out there, etc.  No playstyle is the “one true way,” it’s all personal preference.

However, besides the nostalgic cachet to the D&D trademark, there’s no denying that WotC is the 900 pound gorilla in the RPG market and D&D is the most played game. More support material is published for D&D than anything else.   This means that the change in playstyle support has other secondary effects felt outside the printed pages of the PHB.

Some people – experienced gamers with a knowledge of the larger RPG landscape –  pick the game system they rationally prefer. Many, many others are led into a default play style by the game they pick up first, the game that is on every bookstore shelf and the majority of people play – in this case, the majority of gamers are led to 4e by virtue of its market dominance and then get “molded” into the 4e style by playing it.

I think it’s clear that not all that market share is a clear case of “people have specifically chosen gamist tactical combat as their preferred mode of gaming;” with any new edition most sales are driven by “this is the new version of that popular thing.”  But players begin, consciously and unconsciously, adhering to its default metaphor.

As we all know, gaming is a social hobby, and it can be hard to find gaming groups and, on the publishing side, get sufficient critical mass to get “fringe” products produced.

As a result, there is significant incentive for me and others who prefer a different type of gaming to continue to advocate for D&D to (re-)adopt our mindset (in 5e, if nothing else). Because when your style of gaming is marginalized outside D&D, then your ability to find like minded gamers and get products that suit your needs is severely degraded. Thus, even if I don’t play 4e, it affects me negatively by affecting the larger gaming ecosystem. (Note that me house-ruling to accomplish simulation in 4e doesn’t reduce any of these secondary effects, and is therefore not a useful solution).

This ecosystem effect is obvious.  It’s why Microsoft pushes Windows – it’s not just for the dollars from Windows sales but from the effect on the resulting computing ecosystem that works against Mac, Linux, etc. on multiple levels.  It’s just an effect, only good or bad from the point of view of which side of the ecosystem you play in.

It’s traditional that the majority doesn’t understand the concern of the marginalized – why be angry?  Go with the flow!  Nobody’s telling you what to do!  But in the end, it’s not that simple (ask any minority group).  It’s not anyone’s intent to marginalize simulation gamers, but intent has nothing to do with the actual results.

And that’s why I personally plan to continue to agitate for changes to D&D to reintegrate the simulationist banner within the game. Doing so produces:

  • the ability for me to play the best-supported and most-played RPG
  • the network effect of producing other games and gamers who are fluent in simulation play

Make sense?  It’s not about an “edition war.”  No one’s giving out a medal for “objectively best version of D&D.”   It’s about “we want this kind of gameplay actively included in the world’s most popular role-playing game ™”.  The discussion isn’t “over” because the latest version doesn’t support it; there will always be another version.  In fact, it seems somewhat offensive and self-serving to tell people who don’t like 4e to “just go away, then” – our input into the development of D&D is just as valid as we’re still potential new customers.

I don’t begrudge anyone enjoying 4e or not liking simulation play.  These effects are not any of your “fault.”  However, in aggregate, the effect that D&D 4e has of supporting and predominating products, gamers, and gaming groups that are simulation unfriendly results in marginalization and therefore measurable harm to my enjoyment of the hobby.

And I don’t think that continuing to advocate for this is totally in vain, either.  Wizards certainly changed their tune some on the whole GSL/OGL thing, and I like to believe that change was facilitated by the press and critique that people, including myself, brought to bear.

Given all this, I hope the intelligent readers out there in the community will realize that this is the core problem that all the common retorts to criticism of 4e totally miss – “Well don’t play it then,” “House rule it!,” “People just fear change,” “4e’s out, it’s over, give up,” “Why don’t you complain about other games,” “I like 4e better because…”  All valid thoughts, none of which come logically to bear on this problem.  There are other RPGs I “don’t like,” that aren’t open, that only cater to one play style or another.  But this is the one that pushes the entire industry in its direction, so both as a habitual D&D player but also as a RPG gamer in general, I have a vested interest in its course and desire input into it.

First Curse of the Crimson Throne “Crown of Fangs” Session Summary Posted

The last chapter of Curse of the Crimson Throne starts out with a bang in Crown of Fangs, Part I.  In Kaer Maga we meet a bard and his Shoanti barbarian girlfriend/henchman who also wants to see the Queen fall in Korvosa.  We sign them up!

Behind the scenes, Patrick (Thorndyke) is in London for a month, so we had to send him ahead of the group to “scout”.  Bruce (Valash) is still stuck in a bizarre  employment purgatory where his ex-employer is keeping him on on a contract basis but he has to fly to frickin’ Minnepolis every week and is unlikely to ever return, really.  This left us with only me (Annata) and Chris (Malcolm) – we are mighty, but 2 PCs is a little light.  Luckily, there was a player who had to drop out of the other Curse of the Crimson Throne session at this point, Ed (Cayden Cailean, a bard).  To get in a better RP experience, rather than run one 8-person game of CoCT, Paul (our GM) kindly split our gaming group and ran 2 4-person games.  So we called up Ed and he’ll be getting to finish out the AP, just with us instead of his original party!  That’s a nice win-win.

After we blow all our money on the best gear the Pathfinder RPG and Magic Item Compendium have to offer, Annata Word of Recalls our group back to Korvosa, into the shrine to Sarenrae at the Temple of Many, where she spent so many years as an initiate.  We’re quickly reunited with the rest of our resistance brethren – Vencarlo, Neolandus the seneschal, Grau the guardsman, and even Field Marshal Cressida Croft has gotten off her ass and decided it’s time to fight the Queen.  They give us a laundry list of targets which we go and prosecute, including a Blackjack impersonator and Sabine herself!  Sabine, for those not following along, was at the heart of a love triangle ending in a duel between Grau and Vencarlo back in the day, and now she’s the Queen’s lesbian lover and goon squad commander.  Except, sadly, they say she’s really honorable at heart and should be turned and brought back alive.  Annata’s a good enough Sarenrae… -ite?  ist?  that she’ll do it, but it doesn’t make some parts of her heart happy.  We brought her back alive; I’m sure she’ll start vamping on Vencarlo again.

Annata is still way in love with Vencarlo and keeps trying to get him to do something about it, but he keeps saying “Yes, well, back to the struggle…”  When she was younger this would have driven her into a fit of insecurity, but she’s pretty confident in herself now and it’s starting to annoy her.  “I’m cute, smart, and can wipe out a small army solo, what’s his problem?!?”

We also go on a special ops mission inside the Queen’s palace.  The bloatmage, her new seneschal, escapes us but we kill a mess of devils and retrieve the body of an Abadarian priest.  Our comrades get things underway, and resistance forces reclaim the streets of Korvosa!

Things are going well.  Annata’s still trying to figure out Cayden’s part in the story.  She is one of those people who sees symbolism in everything, and so far she’s seen huge parallels between Malcolm and Thorndyke and the original founders of Korvosa, Field Marshal Jakthion Korvosa and original Sable Company Marine Waydon Endrin.  She wouldn’t be surprised, when it’s all over, to see them heading up the Korvosan Guard and Sable Company Marines respectively.  She suspects she’s Alika Epakena (St. Alika, who died saving Korvosa from the Great Fire).  She died once already at the hands of a demilich in Scarwall Keep, and though her comrades released her soul and got her a Resurrection, it definitely showed her that there’s ways to die that magic won’t cure, and would be unsurprised to give her life permanently in a final effort to save her beloved Korvosa.   Cayden – she’s not sure.  Maybe he represents Montlion Jeggare, the gentleman explorer who also had a hand in the founding of the city, and became a major merchant house?  The whole thing with House Arkona hasn’t been resolved yet; her deal with the hidden rakshasa Lord Arkona is chafing at her and her inclination to purge all evil from Korvosa is starting to chip away at it, so there may certainly be a power vacuum there too.  She’ll figure it out, she’s sure that destiny’s hand is laid hard upon the group.

Some Weapons Ideas For Our Alternity Campaign

There’s an awesome new Cracked article called “7 Ridiculously Over-The-Top Modifications to Deadly Weapons.”   They include the chainsaw bayonet and a crossbow attachment for an AR-15.    Just goes to show, no bizarre SF weapon combo is weirder than what people will actually make.

chainsawgun

They have another recent one, the “7 WTF Military Weapons You Won’t Believe They Actually Built.”

My favorite?  You’ve heard the term “crotch rocket” applied to a motorcycle, right?  Well check this out…

cannonscooter

It’s hard to come up with crazy R&D ideas in Paranoia that haven’t already been done by some crazed Nazi or another…

The 10 Greatest Dungeons & Dragons End Bosses

Ooo, I just ran across this article on Topless Robot and it was too good not to share!

I totally agree with some of them – the Slave Lords, for example!  And Strahd, Lolth, and Sakatha are good choices.  Some of the rest are weaker, though, it seems like they’re sticking hard to 1e AD&D for the list.

Some of my picks?  Well, you can’t leave off Bargle, even if (until recently) he was more implict than explicit.  And for more Basic fun, the Master of the Desert Nomads was a fan favorite hereabouts.

2e’s harder. Although if you play your cards right you can fight Orcus!  A lot of these, especially the Greyhawk ones, tended to be sandboxy so there’s not necessarily “end bosses” – like Rary’s stats are in Rary the Traitor but I’m not sure he really counts as an end boss there.

In 3e, the WotC adventures blew chunks, but there were still some excellent end bosses out there.  Sea Lord Drac from the Freeport Trilogy, for example.  And the end boss Xanesha from The Skinsaw Murders, second chapter of the Rise of the Runelords adventure path, is hated and feared by many a PC party.

And, of course, there’s Invisible Christopher Walken!

Who are we forgetting?  Who are the boss end bosses?  And why are there so few, especially post-1e?

How Much Does Character Optimization Count?

A lot of the critique surrounding the new Pathfinder iconic previews seems to be that they’re not fully optimized and therefore not viable characters.  Some people feel that only optimized builds will see play, and that classes can only be valuable if compared in their most optimized form.

This post by rgalex sums up my thinking, which is that making an interesting character is more important than the optimization.  But let’s see what people out there think.

I feel like the minority’s obsession with optimization is one of the things that has caused the major class and magic redesign in 4e.  Without real spells or the flexibility of 3e, it’s nigh impossible to devise “uber” builds and you get enforced balance.

I personally like not having to optimize.  But I’ll admit, I feel pressured into it in some campaigns.  If an adventure or campaign is tuned for high power, then – I don’t like dying any more than the next guy.  So I’ll step it up.  Similarly, if all the other characters are high power and you’re not, or even worse if one guy is Pun-Pun and no one else is, that degrades the fun.

But all it requires to work out and be fun is to not be obsessed with optimization.  All the classes and other choices are equally viable at normal levels of tuning. But it does require a social contract between players and DM – and some groups appear to not be able to moderate anything that’s not rules as written.

Is it this syndrome that’s “forced the hand” of the D&D devs to go to the new “next class, same as the last class” model?

Savage Worlds “Empire of Ashes” Campaign Concluded

The eighth and final session summary’s posted from our short Savage Worlds homebrew campaign, “Empire of Ashes.”  Our “heroes” follow the cursed Black Pearl to the Ancient Warlock Plantation Home and kill the heck out of undeads, and face a death knight/lich/ancient warlock kind of guy!

Bruce, our erstwhile session scribe, closes us out with these immortal words.

Lord Versane proclaims, “All’s well that ends well! Now, where have those naughty scullery maids run off to?” The others laugh uproariously. And in the darkness, the zombies scratch against the windows and lurk among the blighted trees.

Don’t worry, if you want more Savage Molesting, we’ve already started a new SW campaign, Legends of Steel!

Alternity Campaign Gets Underway!

We ran an early first session of our new Alternity sci-fi campaign, The Lighthouse.   Let’s meet the characters!

We only had three players, and each player has two PCs but only plays one at a time.  For this demo session, our heroes were:

Dr. Adun Zelnaga, the head of the xenobiology and treatment wing of the Galindus Medical Center on Deck 196 of the Lighthouse.  Adun is a fraal, a psionic alien race that look like traditional Greys.  He’s a gifted surgeon and xenomedicine expert, in addition to his psychic abilities.  The doc is played by Peco, a new player to the group.

Ten-zil Kem, VoidCorp ambassador, a corporate asset assigned to protect the interests of Voidcorp in the verge.  VoidCorp is a stellar nation that’s a huge evil corporation, like Microsoft meets Time Warner meets… every other evil corporation.  Kem is also a mole for the upstart VoidCorp competitor, Insight.  He’s a bit of a rich playboy (think Tony Stark).  With a bit of a hacker side to him.  Ten-Zil Kem is played by Chris, long term fan favorite.

Kem has risen through the Voidcorp ranks by latching on lamprey style to rising stars, then stepping aside when those careers faltered. Described as vapid, greedy, and treacherous by his rivals in the Voidcorp diplomatic corps, Kem has managed to instill respect if not like in his subordinates as well as his opposites in the diplomatic community.

Distinguishing characteristics:

  • Barcode on left side of face, cheek. Left-over from the “prove your loyalty to VoidCorp” fad/craze/McCarthyistic pogrom of 10 yrs ago.
  • Dresses in the latest fashions, sometimes pushing the boundaries into “pimpdom”.
  • Attracted to bright, shiny, expensive objects.
  • Attracted to bright, shiny, and occasionally expensive members of the opposite sex.
  • Buys expensive toys, plays with them, gets bored with them, and re-gifts them.

Markus Oroszlan, bartender of the Corner, the biggest, bestest bar and casino for locals on the Lighthouse.  He’s also a Thuldan warlion.  Thuldan warlions are human mutants engineered by the Thuldan Empire and crossed with lion DNA to be powerful shock troops.  Markus did his time there and has retired to the Lighthouse and the Verge to tend bar.  Well, and to traffic in arms.  The Concord tries to keep weapons out of the Verge, which means they are extremely lucrative.  Markus is my character!

Besides looking a bit like a lion, Markus has a huge “IX” tattooed on his chest to indicate his former membership in the IX Legion (Rapax).  Scars of various vintages criss-cross his hugely muscled body.

In our adventure, Markus,  Ten-Zil, and the doc take leave of the Lighthouse for a lovely beach vacation on Bluefall, in the Aegis system.  Then we’re beset by cyborgs, warlions, and sharks with FRICKIN’ LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!!!!  Read all about it in The Lighthouse, Session 1!

Mike Mearls Strangles Realism In D&D Like It’s An Unruly Hooker

I hate to keep saying “I told you so” about Fourth Edition D&D, but there’s a thread on TheRPGSite that talks about the new Rust Monster in the MMII.  I really can’t believe what I’m reading.

As most of you know, in D&D the Rust Monster is a weird-looking mostly harmless critter feared by adventurers because of its diet.  It touches metal with its feathery antennae and cause it to rust into bits, then it eats the rust.

Well, apparently the thought of anyone losing a magic item is no longer tolerable to the Wizards designers.  Check it out:

Attack Mode: Dissolve Metal (standard action; per encounter) • Targets a creature wearing or wielding a rusting magic item of 10th level or lower or any non-magic rusting item; +9 vs. Reflex; the rusting item is destroyed.
Residuum Recovery • A rust monster consumes any item it destroys. The residuum from any magic items the monster has destroyed can be retrieved from its stomach. The residuum is worth the market value of the item (not one-fifth the value).

“Residuum” is the magic dust that you can disenchant 4e magic items into.  Normally, as part of their ridiculous and sad economic rules, it’s only worth 20% of the item’s cost.  However, the Rust Monster now kindly keeps it at full price for you in its gullet.  There’s an explicit rationale for this in the “A Guide to Using Rust Monsters” section in the MM2 which boils down to “don’t make any nine year olds cry”…

Eventually, though, the PCs should have an opportunity to regain their lost equipment by using the residuum found in the monster. Although a PC might lose an item, it is intended that the loss be only temporary, which is why the residuum recovered from a rust monster is equal to the full value of the destroyed item. How the PCs deal with the loss is what makes the rust monster fun. Be wary of PCs who try to abuse a rust monster’s powers to their advantage by using rust monsters to consume items the PCs would otherwise sell for one-fifth value. In such cases, you should reduce the resulting residuum to one-fifth value, effectively making the rust monster a free Disenchant Magic Item ritual.

What, they didn’t bother rule-izing that last part by giving it a “Detect Intent” power that would formally change the residuum value based on its reading of the character’s mind?

Seriously, come the fuck on.  Realism and consequences are not “fun”, according to Mearls and the other 4e writers.  All those people who have enjoyed playing any other edition of D&D must be confused.

Why not just take that small additional step and have characters respawn close to the dungeon with all their gear?  God forbid a dead party member gets left behind or some other factor causes them to lose their stuff.  Or have un-fun trips to get raised or otherwise be out of the action for more than five minutes.  Some of the 4e community is dismissive of “these tired comparisons of 4e to MMORPGs” but – the truth’s the truth.  This is a pure computer game move.

Heck, put spawn points in the dungeon.  I was amused recently when I got Unreal Tournament 3 on the XBox 360 and in the cutscenes they actually refer to the respawn points as real, in-world things.  Most games have the courtesy to pretend they don’t really exist (I know, it actually makes some sense in the UT universe…  But this isn’t XCrawl, it’s D&D.).  Time for D&D to do the same thing!  Dying, gear loss, etc. should all be only moments of delay from getting back in the melee!

I mean, I’m honestly not averse to that in some fringe take-off of the genre like XCrawl.  But in D&D?  In a core world that supposedly might make some sense, like the fantasy worlds from those things called books people used to read?  Really?

Pathfinder Preview – The Sorceress

Paizo’s put out their third preview for the final Pathfinder rules, and this time it showcases the famous iconic sorcerer, Seoni, at level 10!   Let’s take a look.  Yep, she’s still built like a brick shithouse.  I need to figure out which Golarion country is the source of her quite-advanced cosmetic surgery.

In 3.x, I didn’t like the sorcerer that much.  It was too similar to the wizard.  A mechanical difference (spontaneous casting vs prepared casting) didn’t seem like something to bother basing a PHB core class on.  Its main niche, really, was as an NPC class, so that hideous goopy monsters could cast spells without having a spell book around. In our gaming group, it was mainly used as a dip class for someone that needed just a little arcane casting.

Pathfinder’s helped that out some with the full-scale adoption of the bloodline concept.  3.x hinted at a “draconic bloodline” in sorcerers that gave them their power.  In Pathfinder, they take that a big step farther and have a wide variety of bloodlines a sorcerer can take, that give unique powers and have different feels to them.  Seoni has the “arcane” (aka lamest) bloodline.  I wish they had showed off a more flavorful one.  In our Curse of the Crimson Throne campaign, our sorcerer Valash has the air elemental bloodline.  Check his level 13 build here.  He can do electric at-will zappies, a big blast once per day, has electricity resistance, etc.

The other bloodlines in the beta were abyssal, aberrant, celestial, destined, draconic, elemental, fey, infernal, and undead.  Bloodlines are not overwhelmingly powerful, but a nice addition that adds as much flavor as “kewl powerz.”  It justifies sorcerer more as a separate class in my mind rather than a variant wizard class option (“Spontaneous Casting: Get two more spells per level per day and you don’t have to prepare them but you can only know X/level!”  Look, there’s an entire class writeup.)

To me, that’s the big deal.  The smaller changes and tweaks (d6 HD, specific spells, etc.) are fine but not terribly interesting except to the number-wonks.