More 4e Suck

As I was afraid of.  Here’s a preview of the Succubus and Malebranche from 4e.  Like “marking”, they’ve layered up the malebranche with a bunch of powers that are very hard to describe or explain from a true role-playing point of view – what do these mean in the game world?  They’re just ‘move the minis’ powers.

(r) Besieged Foe (minor; at-will)
Ranged sight; automatic hit; the target is marked, and allies of the war devil gain a +2 bonus to attack rolls made against the target until the encounter ends or the war devil marks a new target.


(r) Fiendish Tactics (minor; recharge 5 6 )
Ranged 10; affects up to 2 allied devils of the war devil’s level or lower; each target can take a move action or make a basic attack.

I can explain a charm, a teleport, a fireball.  But now everything has random powers designed not to make sense in a RP setting but instead to maximize things minis can do on a game board.

And malebranche were always horned devils – now they’re “war devils.”  Why?  Is that a kewler name?  What in the world is the motivation to change things like that?  And the language they speak – “Supernal.”  May as well call it “teh ghey.”

I like the sidebar of “pit fiends through the ages,” the progression is telling.  1e, 2e, 3e, “Miniature,” and 4e.  I guess 4e really is a post-minis game.

OK, I’m officially off any semblance of a fence – 4e sucks donkey balls.

Zombie Strippers!

 Whenever a new zombie movie comes out, I host a Zombiefest at my house!  Zombie drinks, movies, and games and then an outing to see the movie.  In this case – a new movie with Jenna Jameson and Freddy (Robert Englund) entitled Zombie Strippers!  That’s about as close to a perfect movie as you can get really.  As a lead-in, I’m thinking Fido

As an aside, I love the Internet.

Scrabulous?

There’s a legal case brewing that might have implications for the RPG world.  For a long time, RPG companies have held people who wanted to make compatible products at bay with legal threats; even though the rough consensus is “you can’t protect game rules” there hasn’t been clear enough case law to make it “safe enough” for people to bother.

However, now there’s a big test case – with Hasbro involved no less – where they’re suing an online game called Scrabulous that uses the same rules as Scrabble.

If Hasbro etc. loses, this means that there’s a lot clearer protection for other people – for example, for people or companies to make D&D compatible products without having to deal with Hasbro/WotC’s ideas of how that should happen.  Check out the linked article for some legal analysis from an IP attorney.

Third Runelords “Stone Giants” Session Summary Posted

Our brave party forges deeper into the Fortress of the Stone Giants in Paizo’s Rise of the Runelords Adventure Path

This time, my character Valgrim the Summoner finally gets to bind a demon!   Frequently talked about in D&D but infrequently done, binding a demon to your will has its pros and its cons.  He got a bar-lgura (from Fiendish Codex I), or as my party calls it “The Hellutang!”

And we get a little too much excitement – after a boring fight with redcaps, and our dragon shaman browbeating a kobold barbarian into joining us, we meet Xanesha the lamia matriarch for the last time!  Ravno the Varisian takes his revenge on her for her abduction of his sister – but perishes himself in the process. 

All of this and more awaits you – here’s the newest summary!

 

Eldritch RPG Web Site Live

The Eldritch RPG Web site is live and the game should arrive soon.

The Eldritch designers responded to a bunch of my questions about the game on the Goodman forums – why a new system, why not OGL, what the target feel is…

So far I like what I’m hearing.  Looking at their DM’s screen and character sheet downloads is probably the best view into the rules.   I like the skill successions.   I’m not as thrilled with the acronym-heavy approach that makes it sound like Palladium.  

Innovative new game or D&D/Palladium FRP heartbreaker?  Can’t tell until we get a chance to play it!

Celebrity D&D Stats

Wired Magazine decided, in honor of Gary Gygax’ death, to host a gallery of reader-submitted D&D adaptations of real life celebrities from Paris Hilton to Mr. T.  What’s up with the improperly formatted stat blocks though?  Why, Rick Astley’s special ability should read:

Rickroll (Ex): As a standard action, Astley can rickroll a target for 5d6 points of humiliation damage.

Second Runelords “Stone Giants” Session Summary Posted

It’s a bit late, but here’s the newest Rise of the Runelords session summary; the second game session of the fourth (of six) chapters overall, as we approach the Fortress of the Stone Giants!

Fortress of the Stone Giants

Part III is happening today.  I will be binding a creature from the outermost Hells and forcing it to serve me by helping to slay whatever weird semi-giant is in charge of all this nonsense!!!

Hyperion: The Movie

Dan Simmons’ Hyperion and the sequel, Fall of Hyperion, are two highly regarded literary science fiction novels I’ve always enjoyed. Hyperion is written in a format very similar to the Canterbury Tales, except for a common thread, an indestructable monstrous killer called the Shrike. Apparently, there’s a movie in the works! Yay, although smart money’s on them ditching the whole “tales” parts, which is the actually best part of the whole thing.

Intergalactic Cooking Challenge

I was just in my FLGS and saw this, it looks hilarious! It’s an indie game (originally a 24 hour RPG) in which the PCs are engaged in comedic Iron Chef-like antics with aliens.

Intergalactic Cooking Challenge

I’m glad it was in the store – RPGs are fringe enough; people who rely on Lulu or whatever instead of putting their books in game stores – sorry, but I’ve never bought a POD without looking at it and not sure I ever will. Of course I’m not a big fan of buying PDFs either, unless it’s something I can’t lay my hands on otherwise (like the list of things I bought at RPGNow recently) or unless I can check it out first (not that I’d know how to lay my hands on RPG PDFs for free…).

Wizards Presents: Worlds and Monsters Review

My review of the second 4e preview book is up at RPG.net. As a work unto itself, it’s fine; as for what it reveals about 4e, it sucks.

I’ve been letting this 4e stuff, especially the fiasco where Wizards is trying to renege on open gaming while FUDding the masses for spin control (see many of my recent posts), get to me too much. The novel openness of 3e had briefly distracted me from the truth, which is that D&D is the ghetto in which the uninspired of roleplaying languish. So no more going on about 4e from me. I’ll definitely follow the variants like Pathfinder inasmuch as they’re creative, but now I’m remembering why I had previously moved away from D&D towards other RPGs.

Maybe some of the other posters on ENWorld are right – maybe D&D being open brought designers whose creative talent would be better spent on other games into the fold. When I think Ray Winninger I think Underworld; when I think Robin Laws I think Feng Shui, when I think Jonathan Tweet I think Over the Edge, all of which stand head and shoulders above the battle-matted abortion that D&D has been transforming into especially with 3.5 and what we hear about 4e.

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D&D 4e In Mainstream Press!

There’s a very well written MSNBC article on the new version. It’s actually full of non-distorted facts, which is unusual for media reporting on RPGs. It talks about the MMO flavor of 4e, the rift in the community, and quotes Chris Pramas! What more could you want.

Why 4e Doesn’t Feel Like D&D

Don’t take my word for it – read what JD Wiker has to say.   In the comments there’s some good points from other notable game designers – Sean K. Reynolds, Stan!, Monte Cook – who have basically been kept away from the 4e rules.  Why is this?  Wiker wrote Sandstorm and contributed to the 3e PH, MM, and DMG.  So did Stan!, as well as developing Ghostwalk, Player’s Guide to Eberron, etc.  Sean did lots of 3e FR stuff, and the Big Three too.  Monte did the 3.5e Big Three. 

Why is WotC keeping them out of 4e?  Morons.