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The Most Evil D&D Monsters

The ever-great Topless Robot brings us a new D&D-related list, “The Most Evil (to Players) D&D Monsters!”  It’s a good list.  But there really is an unlimited number of “screw the players” monsters from 1e to draw from – the mimc, lurker above, trapper, goldbug, rot grub, throat leech…   That’s the “old school” stuff that I hate.

I mean, how many of those monsters aren’t designed just to screw players?  They all live on an exclusive diet of PCs and cash/jewelry/magic equipment.  And all the oozes/slimes/puddings are an exercise in saying “Oh well here’s something that can only be damaged by one particular thing you probably don’t have…”

My favorite player-screw – the nilbog, a goblin variant that is healed by damage!   That’ll show them!  In a nonsensical way!

Top Selling RPGs in Fall 2008

ICv2 has published an excerpt from their “Guide #61: Games” which promises an in depth look at the RPG industry.  They have an intriguing list of the top 5 bestselling games:

  1. D&D 4e – WotC
  2. Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy – Fantasy Flight
  3. World of Darkness – White Wolf
  4. Shadowrun- Catalyst Lab Games
  5. Pathfinder – Paizo Publishing

I wish there were numbers next to these to see “how much”.  It’s funny how in many ways the list looks like it’s the 1980’s again…  “Ah of course, D&D, World of Darkness, and Shadowrun!”  It’s cool that WH40k is #2; somewhat predictable due to how popular 40k the minis game has always been, but gratifying in light of the publisher change.

But the real news here is Pathfinder’s on the list at #5, and it’s just a beta, which is free in PDF to all!  And they ran out of print copies and aren’t selling more!  This is awesome and tells me that when Pathfinder ‘goes gold,’ assuming they don’t wait too long and lose momentum, it’ll be huge.

I should get a copy of this ICv2 guide.  I hope they have real numbers in it, so we can really compare RPGs but also compare those to the CCGs, CMGs, etc. in a real way.

More Wizards Layoffs

Well, damn.  I wondered why my article on Wizards layoffs in August was suddenly getting hits, and it’s because there are more – a lot more.  Lisa Stevens of Paizo confirms on ENWorld that the layoffs include:

  • Randy Buehler (VP of digital gaming)
  • Andrew Finch (director of digital games)
  • Stacy Longstreet (senior art director)
  • Julia Martin (editor)
  • William Meyers (creative manager, digital design)
  • Dave Noonan (game designer)
  • Jennifer Paige (online community manager) (aka Solice)
  • Jennifer Powers (marketing)
  • Jonathan Tweet (game designer)

Shockingly big names!   And it sucks that it’s right before the holidays, but that’s all trying to make your year-end numbers look good.

So what does this mean for WotC strategy?  They just cut a lot of their digital guys.  Are they giving up?  Or just taking a huge setback?  Cutting down on 4e’ers isn’t unexpected – people are saying it’s not performing to expectation and heck, they cut people after the 3e launch too.

My personal favorite here is Tweet – IMO, too talented to be working on D&D, though I’m sure a regular paycheck and health benefits were saying otherwise.   Time for a new version of Over the Edge or Unknown Armies!!!  I’d love to see Tweet land with Pelgrane, Paizo, or even Hidden City Games if they are going to do more RPGs than just Donut or whatnot.  He did a lot with Atlas but they’ve about given up on RPGs.  Heck, apparently Mongoose is growing like crazy

Anyway, best of luck to all the newly jobless.

Mongoose Publishing – State of the Mongoose

I love it when RPG companies open the kimono a little, and Mongoose has just thrust theirs wide open, revealing their tumescent bulk for all to see!  (Enjoy that image.)

In their State of the Mongoose 2008 post, they have gone into a fascinating amount of detail on what they’re up to.  It’s very, very positive stuff!  Some high points, from the biggest first:

  • They have been bought by the Rebellion Group, a huge UK software developer, which gets them access to loads of properties and not having to do BS overhead work
  • They plan to double in size and see the industry, at least on their side of the pond, as doing great
  • They are putting out a Babylon 5 universe guide but then not renewing the license, as it’s just a bit too old and unpopular
  • They are moving towards, not away from, full color and hardback in their products
  • Traveller is doing super for them and they have loads of very long term plans for it
  • They plan on moving Traveller as an engine into many other settings, including Hammer’s Slammers, Judge Dredd, and Strontium Dog
  • They’re revamping their Paranoia line because the supplements aren’t selling well
  • They’re going to put a lot more into RuneQuest
  • 4e D&D sales have been underwhelming, besides Wraith Recon and some Quintessential books they don’t plan anything for it (Conan is staying 3.5e)
  • They will be publishing some old/new Gygax crap like Lejendary Adventures

And lots of other good stuff!  They really do have a huge number of game lines going on and seem to be very bullish about the future.  It’s good to see someone doing well and I’m excited myself about some of the games, especially Hammer’s Slammers.

Tip of the Hat/Wag of the Finger

I’m back from Thanksgiving and just have the time for a drive-by post, so here’s a roundup of some recent stuff in Stephen Colbert style!

A tip of my hat to Erik Mona, who has just finally written a Paizo Adventure Path installment – “Howl of the Carrion King,” the first in the new Legacy of Fire AP!  Erik’s always done great stuff and all the Paizo APs are great, so this is two great tastes that taste great together.

A wag of my finger to Matt Snyder, who in closing up his “Chimera Creative Publishing” has decided to no longer make his RPGs available in any way, PDF, whatnot.  His right?  Probably.  Being a big ol’ drama queen?  Definitely.

And another wag of my finger to Gen Con, which is in the final throes of bankruptcy and has some new owner waiting in the wings.  Only a light wag, because who knows, it might be better afterwards.

A bigger wag of my finger to the RPGPundit, whose hatred of Ron Edwards has caused him to launch a large ad hominem attack on him and his CV on his blog.  Yes yes Pundit, we get it, you hate him.  The penis-size-comparison posts about RPGsite hits vs FORGE hits were on the line, but this is over it.

And in closing a tip of my hat to Goodman Games.  I was never a fan of their Dungeon Crawl Classics – I’m definitely not a “retro” gamer who longs for the days of pointless magical chess puzzle/traps and the like.  When I heard they were doing some licensed Cthulhu adventures, I thought “eek…”  But apparently they are true pros and not a one trick pony over there, because the first revew of Death in Luxor seems to indicate that they’re doing some good straight-up Cthulhu mods.  It’s about time; Delta Green is the only thing in oh say 20 frickin years that’s not a retread of the same stuff (Chaosium, do something new someday!!!).  So yay for that!

New RPG Superstar Contest

Paizo Publishing is starting a new RPG Superstar contest for the gaming community!   Basically, it’s open entry and you submit more and more complex items each round to get chosen as a potential author.

It starts with anyone who wants submitting a wondrous item – the judges and community discuss and pare that down to the top 32 entries.  Those 32 enter a villain concept, which similarly gets judged and pared down to 16, which stat up the villain.  The final 8 design a villain’s lair with map, and the final 4 submit a complete design proposal.

The rounds are slightly different from the 2008 RPG Superstar awards, for which all the content is still up on the Paizo boards.  The previous year had six rounds, and they were more unrelated – design 3 thematically linked monsters, design a country…  Some of the entries from last year were really, really great, just toally crackerjack.  Christine Schneider (the eventual winner) and Clinton Boomer’s were my favorites.  (See here for my posts covering the 2008 event.)  The country round was my favorite, too bad there isn’t another this year.  But the wondrous item round will be using Pathfinder RPG stats this time!

Want to show your chops?  Enter an item between 12/5 and 1/2!

Ten Games You Have To Play Before You Die

Gnome Stew has published a list of “The 12 RPGs every gamer should play before they die.”  It’s decent, but there are some that duplicate experiences and some lamer ones.  There’s also a storygames thread with other peoples’ takes.

My personal list.  Remember, this isn’t Best Games (though some qualify as that too) – it’s the games that you should play to broaden your horizons about gaming:

1.  D&D, some variety.  It accounts for probably 90% of all roleplaying groups, and you miss out on the “RPG experience” if you haven’t played it.

2.  GURPS, HERO, Silhouette, or similar high crunch “universal” game system, to see what that’s like and if it’s your thing.  Here, you will learn the wonders (?) of heavy simulation.

3.  Feng Shui, for a good “gateway to player narration” game for those who have played too much of the previous 2 choices and their “trad” ilk (Palladium, White Wolf, etc).  Or maybe Savage Worlds, but I haven’t played it so can’t vouch for it personally.  [Edit: No, I’ve played SW now and I like it fine and it’s rules-light and all, but it’s still firmly traditional.]  Feng Shui opened my eyes to a whole different way of playing.  “I’m not totally dependent on the GM for every detail of the world?  And I’m already a badass so I don’t have to worry so much about survival or level grind and can focus on cool?   You’re blowing my mind, man.”

4.  Over the Edge – for my money, a better pick than fan favorite Amber for a fully freeform kind of game.  Amber just has always been too “Zelazny-ey” for me.  Admittedly, Amber is more purely democratic and negotiation-based.  It’s not a bad choice.  But I personally like OtE.

5.  Paranoia or Toon or Ghostbusters or InSpectres or octaNe or Star Thugs – for stressing silliness and fun over all the rest of the nonsense.  Sometimes you want to be seriously in-character and all deep, but sometimes you want to make fart jokes.

6.  Call of Cthulhu – for generally the best horror experience in gaming and for a system that is both somewhat crunchy and can be explained to someone in 5 minutes.  I prefer the classic BRP version in this context.

7.  If you love a specific genre, then try some supers (Mutants & Masterminds), scifi (Traveller), modern (Unknown Armies), espionage (Top Secret, Spycraft) and/or western (Aces & Eights, Deadlands) game.  Or whatever genre you’re into; pulp, cyberpunk, etc. all have a couple excellent games that offer them.  At the extreme end here are games like Buffy, James Bond and Star Trek:TNG that show how to even more slavishly reproduce a specific literary/TV/etc genre.  What you want to learn here is how a game’s rules and setting can be used for highly specific genre emulation.

8.  One random hippie indie game, to get it out of your system 🙂  Spirit of the Century if you’re delicate, one of the more random ones (Grey Ranks, etc.) if not.  Mainly you’re looking to shake yourself up; so many RPGs end up falling into the same general paradigms and it’s cool to play something very different so you understand what’s possible.

9.  Lacuna, Don’t Rest Your Head, or some other game where even the GM doesn’t know what the hell is going on.  Thought experiment play isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but you should at least try it.

10.  Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay, or one of the other rare super-gritty games (Twilight: 2000…), to clear your palate from games where you can actually accomplish something, and reorient you to your pathetic, menial role in the universe.

In my opinion, it’s these games that open your mind the most to what RPGs can be like.  From rules heavy to almost no rules, from totally GM-driven to heavy player narration, from serious and gritty to high action to super silly.  Once you’ve played one of each of these categories, you can claim to have knowledge of the length and breadth of RPGing!

You could argue that you should play a “bad” game too, just so you know they exist and can identify pitfalls more readily – but I think you won’t have to go too far out of your way for that.  RPGs are 80% execution, so chance will ensure that one of the games above will be a sucky experience for you regardless of it being a fine set of rules in a pretty book.

Side note.  What is all the love for Dread in everyone elses’ lists?  It seems awful gimmicky to me.  “Let’s replace any kind of mechanic that takes difficulty or character skill into account, and replace it with something completely arbitrary (a Jenga tower).”  Isn’t rock-scissors-paper LARPing like this?  Why is this innovative?  It seems to me like a “amusing to play, once” kind of thing.

Lulu Decides To Screw You, Your Mother Too

Lulu, in case you haven’t heard of it, is a hip new self-publishing outfit.  To get a book published, you don’t need to find a publisher any more, you can just hook up with them as a print-on-demand outfit – they print your book, send it to your customer, and give you a percentage royalty.  Sounds good, right?  Well, it used to.  And a number of RPG authors decided to use them for self-publishing.  From Forward… To Adventure!, to vs. Monsters, to Dread: The First Book of Pandemonium, there’s about 500 RPG products published through Lulu.

I had been hearing rumblings about Lulu’s business practices for a while -but now, the RPG Pundit brought up their newest move, a truly world-class debacle.  (The RPGPundit, since about one in ten of his posts is not on RPGs, isn’t carried by the RPG Bloggers Network.)

They changed mail providers on November 1, and suddenly their shipping prices skyrocketed.  Not a little bit – a huge amount.  People report the lowest cost shipping option for single book deliveries costing $100 or more to many countries – prices far, far in excess of what the major shipping companies actually charge.  One author reported their shipping charge to Bosnia went from $5 to $140; another from $12 to $82 to Canada (these for books that have a cover price of like $10).  A CD shipped to Spain cost 105 Euro.  The RPG Pundit’s “Forward… To Adventure” game, list price $28, costs $160 to ship to his home in Uruguay all of a sudden.  The increase was so large that some people assumed it was a technical glitch – but no, after a time of silence a Lulu customer service rep chimed in to say “You know, the economy, fuel prices…  Those prices are right, suck it.”  Coming as it did right before Christmas, the authors are rightfully freaked out.

So Lulu said “Oh… Yeah, we’re working on an economy shipping option.”  So while people reported their sales dropping to zero, they worked on it and today rolled out “economy shipping”.  They had promised an economy option of $11 worldwide, but it appears from early reports it’s nowhere near that in many cases, instead being $20 or more and accompanied by a disclaimer that “Lulu does not recommend this shipping option and cannot guarantee delivery.”  Nice.

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Pyramid Goes Monthly

Steve Jackson Games announced that their venerable Pyramid magazine, which was initally print and most recently has been weekly HTML, will be going to a monthly PDF format.  For $7.95/month, you get content equivalent to 4x the current weekly installment (so in other words, not an amount of content change, just a format/period change).

It’s still a great value for all those GURPSoids still lurking out there – Hi Bruce, I see you!

Now I want to talk about the most disturbing part of this announcement, however.

“The newsgroups will be closed down. Their functions have been taken over by our forums — including one especially for Pyramid! We recognize that some readers feel attached to the old NNTP format; however, the web forums are the current standard for message boards, and we need to serve the broader audience.”

Getting rid of NNTP?  Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Project Donut = FreeMarket

Some of us have heard very obscure rumors that Luke Crane, creator of Burning Wheel, and Jared Sorensen, creator of octaNe and InSpectres, have been working on a secret effort, dubbed Project Donut.  Well, they broke the news on Story Games that Project Donut is FreeMarket, a transhumanist science fiction RPG!

On the one hand, I like the idea of that…  A game inspired by Sterling, Stephenson, and Gibson!  On the other hand, I’m a little concerned about the tokens/cards they show as part of the game, I personally am not a fan of too much board game/card game in my RPGs.  And what’s up with the chick-with-pumpkin art?

Also, bizarrely, this is a game for Hidden City Games, started by Peter Adkison of Wizards of the Coast fame, which is mainly known for producing Bella Sara, the cute-horse game for young girls.  Both Crane and Sorensen are senior game designers at Hidden City.

But, I love octaNe and InSpectres, and have heard good things about Burning Wheel, so I am keeping an open mind till we see more!  I like the older games Underground and GURPS: Transhuman Space, and am waiting for the perfect RPG implementation of the awesome comic series Transmetropolitan.

Yes, We Can!

I try not to veer away from RPGs that much here, but it’s my blog, so deal.  I had to post to add my voice to all the people who are feeling joy at the election results and the hope that we might now have an opportunity to get our fine country off its current track and back onto a track to freedom, prosperity, and global leadership.

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John McCain’s concession speech was one of the best crafted and delivered speeches of his campaign.  It was gracious and wise (unlike many in the crowd).  And then Obama’s speech was inspirational.

I’ve never voted Democratic before – and I’m old.   I’ve been pretty conservative generally.  In high school, our JETS (Junior Engineering Technical Society) gave me a joke award at an awards banquet entitled the “Jesse Helms Memorial Genghis Khan Was A Stinking Commie Liberal Pansy Award.”  I liked Reagan.  I’m a Christian.  I’m upper middle class.  Generally, I’m in the “other demographic.”

But I voted third party during the election for George W’s first term; I feel that having “dynasties” of presidents is somewhat antidemocratic (same reason I’d never vote for Hillary).  I voted third party for his second term too, but that’s because we knew he sucked by then.

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Gender Issues In Gaming

There seems to be a bit of traffic at the moment regarding gender issues in gaming, so here’s a quick roundup and my thoughts.

peasantbutcher from tenletter has been posting installments from her college paper called “the case of the bitch: gender and identity construction and formation in role-playing narratives.” The latest bit, Part 5, got under my skin a bit.  Its main argument appears to be that since society is inherently gender biased, so are RPGs (Q.E.D.), and their designers are clearly partly at fault for propagating those stereotypical views – but with no evidence of that.  In my opinon, though there are of course the occassional game that is quite sexist, many are not.  Many of the gender complaints about more modern games seem to be to be of the specious variety.  Take John Kim’s “Gender Roles in RPG Texts.”  It faults D&D 3e because of the evenly gender split four iconics, Lidda and Mialee are less ass-kicking in combat than the two male characters.  However, even if this were reversed, you get complaints about the “Amazon stereotype” (as in Part 4 of the paper).  Of course if the woman is a sorceress then she’s the “femme fatale” stereotype (see the Hero Wars part of John Kim’s article.)  I start getting that “So what exactly would make you happy?” feeling about it.

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